
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
A soft midweight crewneck sweatshirt with a dry, minimal graphic that reads “BUT MY KIDS THINK I’M AT TARGET.” across the upper back and a small logo on the front chest. It wears like a lived-in favorite — roomy through the shoulders, cozy at the cuffs, and substantial enough to ward off chill without feeling bulky. Throw it on for school runs, stroller loops, or quick errands; the understated palette and clean type let the message do the talking while blending into everyday life. The feel is simple, wry, and practical — a quiet joke for parents who balance chaos and calm with a wink.
Product features
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester (color variations apply) with medium-heavy 8.4 oz fabric weight
- Dropped-shoulder cut for a relaxed, easy fit
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and hem with spandex for stretch and recovery
- Tubular (no side seams) construction for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
- Tear-away neck label and DTF inner neck printing; REACH certified, made in Bangladesh
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 80% cotton, 20% polyester (Sport Grey is 75% cotton, 25% polyester; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester)
Dropped shoulders
Dropped shoulders give the garment a relaxed fit and feel
1x1 Ribbed cuffs and bottom hem with spandex
Allows the sweatshirt to stretch as it's put on, afterwards going back to its original size, leaving a well-fitted garment
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes garment more attractive
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels offered by a variety of print partners are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH certified
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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